Free Hermit Crabs and Face Explosions

dankmemeuniversity:

heckin-good-memes:

thelocalmemeplug:

This is honestly scary to think about lmao

dankmemeuniversity:

anxietyproblem:

memes-to-show-my-therapist:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

ditsyshoe-deactivated20220813:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

taylor swift’s only song themes are “i’m a terrible person to be in a relationship with” and “people hate me for no reason”

fuck you feetpicdealer

they hated jesus when he told the truth too

throwoveryourman:

female heartiness is ten times more alarming to men than skinny white straight sad girl instagram nude photos. eat your crusts and take up rugby, cultivate gigantic bulky leg muscles, scrub your face with a flannel and never wear makeup. Laugh Like A Beefsteak 

lifeguardinthesharktank:

mursejesse:

laboradorescence:

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

dickhead of nursing practice

Asshole of Paramedicine