This is beautiful.
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
FACT OF THE DAY: it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township
I’m laughing so fucking hard.
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
I honestly don’t think there’s a limit to how much parmesan cheese I could eat. the limit does not exist